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100 Reasons Why Women Are Horrible Drivers

We all know that it took women a while to be accepted on the roads. In fact, in many male circles, grunting can still be heard when the words “women” and “driving” are brought up in the same sentence. Unfortunately, some women uphold the bad reputation by committing crazy acts while behind the wheel. They help contribute to the 100 reasons why women are horrible drivers.

001. Putting on makeup in the rearview mirror is their favorite pastime.
002. They’re too busy yelling at the back seat to drive carefully.
003. A Johns Hopkins study says women crash more than men.
004. While the wind-blown convertible look creates a nonexistent view, it offers great sex appeal.
005. Trying to ignore the hot guy in the next car also results in ignoring the light that just turned red.
006. They know their husbands will fix whatever they break.
007. Women know the “Ohhh! THAT’s drive and THAT’s reverse!” line will work every time.
008. They don’t realize how dangerous (and annoying) talking excessively while driving really is.
009. The gas and brakes are interchangeable.
010. The necessary Starbucks fix and texting-while-driving combo are so necessary.

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